WOW YOU USED TO SCRAWL ME IN YOUR FEL TOME MOVIE

I haven’t even seen the Warcraft movie yet. I know there are a few things that I will regret if I don’t do before Legion comes out, but damn if I feel like it. And perhaps that’s the heart of boredom: when we don’t feel any sense of control, we give up. She’s dying to redecorate the Garrison, or do time walking dungeons a BIT MORE FASTER PLEASE, but alas, none of these things are in her control. Mataoka hasn’t spoken to me in a while: every time I log on I sense this sentient-being exasperation coming from her. If I sit for awhile, I need to be writing or planning. but sitting and playing for hours isn’t and can’t be my life anymore. It’s okay - I’m going to make sure I keep walking, etc. For a few months, something wasn’t right - my hips constantly hurt, and turns out I have mild arthritis in both hips. So many of you have been enjoying the Legion PTR, giving us great tips so we’re prepared, but alas, I am going full-on grasshopper, screw the ants, being lazy, making stuff, and doing whatever is my fancy. Now if I can only get full of achievements. Hey, Blizzard, how about an achievement for the most “almost finished” achievement lists? If a player has 5 or more achievement lists that are 90% done then that player gets to choose which one to complete. I have no less than 20 half-started projects going on. The same is true in the Matty-shack, too. It feels like everything is left incomplete, and that’s starting to get on my last nerve.

WOW YOU USED TO SCRAWL ME IN YOUR FEL TOME HOW TO

This one. And even this stupid one because I can’t figure out how to hold hands with my pet and when I depend on Young Elite Druid to do the spine part for me, and he’s “busy.” *eye roll*. A huge ticked-off list and then one last thing is out of reach. This is how Azeroth has been for me for some time now. It would appear that each of these only spawns once a week in Gorgrond. She still needs Drov the Ruiner, (is he like my puppy, Ruiner of Carpets and Shoes?) and Tarlna the Ageless. Momokawa’s been doing these, because the little bird, her hippie nature, and her voting record seemed to be a good fit. Not this one anymore, at least, well, not in the traditional way.

But it’s coming, it’s ugly, dangerous, and relentless. About the same way I’m ready for the RNC, open carry laws, #drumpf, etc. Friends ask if I’m ready for the Patch tomorrow.

Wow you used to scrawl me in your fel tome